Sometimes you are sitting on the couch and there is nothing on. You've masturbated enough times and you are simply bored out of your mind. Yes, even porn can get dull when you have so much of it available.
Last night I was bored and I decided to sign up my latest book, Water Park Stepmom, to KDP Select. Why not? What is there to lose? Two or three sales? I get my book into the hands of, hopefully, a bunch of people. Email me anytime and I will send you a free book. Free isn't a problem. So why not do Select? Because I will limit my market. True. But I have other books out there. This is just one title. I want to see how it goes. I also decided to use my free days right away.
On Superbowl weekend? What are you retarded? Everyone will be busy watching the game.
True. And if everyone thinks that way then I feel good. I think a lot of authors are afraid of Superbowl Sunday and for very good reasons. If I am right then less people will take advantage of their free days on Superbowl Sunday. So I am hoping that my book gets to be seen since others decided not to go free those days.
Additionally everyone will be watching the Superbowl. I am hoping those people that aren't sports fanatics are bored and want to cop my book. I understand Superbowl is for nonfans too. Hell, I will be watching. But I am taking a chance. What is the fun if I troll Kindle Boards and do what everyone else is doing. This is a chance and it is EXCITING!
Any sale, big or small, 35 cents profit or 3 dollars profit I am blessed and I am grateful. There could be no self publishing. No one would be reading what I create. This is my art. This is all simply great. Do I want to make money? Of course I do. Everyone does. But I love what I do. I love making other people happy. I try and make people happy for free all the time. I feel like a monkey dancing whenever I am around others. I'm trying to get smiles. With these books I am trying to get orgasms.
So I took the plunge. Is this life or death? No. Is this crazy? No. I made a business decision with lots of information available on the situation. I'll review my business decision in three months time and see if I should enroll other titles.